How I Resolved The Case Of The Funny Christmas T-Shirts

Last year, I was the victim of a home robbery. Was my television stolen? No, it was not. Was my wife's expensive jewelry taken? That did not happen either, no. In fact, the only things that were stolen were three boxes full of funny Christmas t-shirts that I had stored away. My wife calls me a pack rat. I like to think of myself as sentimental. Whoever stole these boxes must have known that, because they just walked into our garage door, took them, and left. It was a really upsetting thing to

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